edited to add: IT IS NATIONAL DELURKER DAY! So leave a comment!! I'll stalk ya back if you want :)
I'm not sure what Michael's motivation was for obtaining a "free" pair of handcuffs from an employee's husband, but leaving the keys to aofrementioned handcuffs in the house would have been a smart idea.
A better idea would have been not owning these stupid things, or never showing them to Conner.
It'll be 4 hours before the keys arrive home.
These will be put away, and NEVER be used for ANYTHING ever again.
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